Drake Hotline Bling

this is to long

You forgot to capitalize 'This', wrote preposition 'to' when you probably meant adverb 'too', neglected full stop. However, since you have stated that reading the above meme is beyond your level of persistence, then I do not expect you to finish reading this sentence, which is nearly twice the verbiage of all text employed in said meme.

You must be fun at parties.