I'm scared for this lol

kablam

Cool

release you

I don't mind that

wait, btw how old are you?

15

Hmm I would force you to play games with me and then I would force you to join my cult and then I would let you go because I would feel bad

Lmao I'd be fine with that. What's the cult name

Crab_cult we worship crabs, I’m the leader, search up the stream and follow it please, and join the discord if you can :P

Aight cool

:)

Followed

Yay thanks!!!!!!!!!

Np

Here is a link https://imgflip.com/m/Crab_Cult

Surprise wedding

*is okay with this*

Question why I kidnapped you and just let you go

Ha

take you back to your house.

I don't wanna go there, take me to chipotle

okie dokie

Yay I get chipotle now. You're paying btw

i guess i deserve that

Yep

so... what do you want?

Chicken burrito, extra cheese, not a ton of rice

i guess i will have what you have, less cheese extra rice

*eats the food*
Thanks

your welcome

if you want to do this another time, we can

Aight, I'm down with that

kk
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Okay. Now go pay for the food cuz I'm hungry

*Pays for food*

Explain the reason why I kidnapped you is because I need someone to hug due to having no friends irl who care and probably let you roam around the house freely including leaving the doors unlocked so you can leave at any time

*hugs* poor baby, dm me anytime if you're lonely

*hugs back* Then we will be dming constantly ;-;

I'm okay with that

god i am lonely

Dm me lol I'm good at being a friend when you need one

Ask you to marry me

Im down

Size 9 right?

Hmm maybe 8 actually, depends on the ring

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I is a smol child so no

Ha fair. Probably way shorter than me too

Me is smol boi, I’m 4’9’. i is super short!

I'm 5'8 lmao

w-wow, you’re like 11 inches taller than me!

Yeah, I'm above average height

Wow, t-that’s cool

I’m 6,5 lmao so *headpats* smol

I is smol boi, so everybody looks down upon me :(

Yeah, the 6'5 guy is my boyfriend so I'm short compared to him too lol

I k-know

If he says something stupid, I'm sorry, I need to keep him on a leash lol

*thinks to hasbin hotel* why does anyone do anything?(if you know this I will buy you AirPods when we meet)

XD to late

*screeches in tree* (I don’t know why she loves me she just does)

*facepalms* why are we like this

She seems nice!