I'm scared for this lol

release you

I don't mind that

wait, btw how old are you?

15

Ask you to marry me

Im down

Size 9 right?

Hmm maybe 8 actually, depends on the ring

Force you to make an excessive amount of Ramen for me then release you.

First of all, I like ramen, second of all, why would you force me lmao

Cuz I need a Ramen slave so I can have endless Ramen

Weirrrrd but only if I can eat it too

I'll share ^_^

Yesss

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I is a smol child so no

Ha fair. Probably way shorter than me too

Me is smol boi, I’m 4’9’. i is super short!

I'm 5'8 lmao

w-wow, you’re like 11 inches taller than me!

Yeah, I'm above average height

Wow, t-that’s cool

I’m 6,5 lmao so *headpats* smol

I is smol boi, so everybody looks down upon me :(

Yeah, the 6'5 guy is my boyfriend so I'm short compared to him too lol

I k-know

If he says something stupid, I'm sorry, I need to keep him on a leash lol

XD to late

*thinks to hasbin hotel* why does anyone do anything?(if you know this I will buy you AirPods when we meet)

*screeches in tree* (I don’t know why she loves me she just does)

*facepalms* why are we like this

She seems nice!

Surprise wedding

*is okay with this*

Release u bc i dont kidnap

Cool

im a sociopath but i dont kidnap

Pfft nice

kablam

Cool

Hmm I would force you to play games with me and then I would force you to join my cult and then I would let you go because I would feel bad

Lmao I'd be fine with that. What's the cult name

Crab_cult we worship crabs, I’m the leader, search up the stream and follow it please, and join the discord if you can :P

Aight cool

:)

Followed

Yay thanks!!!!!!!!!

Np

Here is a link https://imgflip.com/m/Crab_Cult

Explain the reason why I kidnapped you is because I need someone to hug due to having no friends irl who care and probably let you roam around the house freely including leaving the doors unlocked so you can leave at any time

*hugs* poor baby, dm me anytime if you're lonely

*hugs back* Then we will be dming constantly ;-;

I'm okay with that

god i am lonely

Dm me lol I'm good at being a friend when you need one