1. do you swear to destroy all heresy, and to never become a heretic?
2. do you swear to stop the unholyness going on in imgflip? ex: hentai, toxic users, karens, etc.
3. how old are you?
4. why do you want to be a crusader?
5. will you join us to the crusades when you have time?
6. will you help us regain Jerusalem (lol inside joke)?