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sigh,
he's an Italian plumber,
he loves pasta,
he likes mushrooms,
he likes to stomp on little d*** shaped things called goombas,
he likes to murder turtles in his free time,
he's a mega simp for princess peach,
he has a brother named Luigi,
his so called "enemy" is bowser but for some reason he sometimes teams up with him,
he can literally jump 10x his height,
he's burned down multiple castles,
he probably secretly hates toad,
other than that he's just a plumber...
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Yep that pretty much sums it up
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how does he jump like a black man???? oh wait you mean
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I don't know what it means it's just my background
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Mario is a:
Janitor
Plumber
Carpenter
Builder
Cement Factory Worker
Vietnam Bomber.
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Mario is a part time teacher
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he is not a janitor he is a plumber
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Yes, I made the mistake, My english is weird, sorry, I corrected it in other comments, but I can't edit
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xD nice way to describe mario, im laughing so hard right now!
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oops, i meant plumber, nintendo said that both mario and luigi are plumbers, i put janitor by acccident
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