DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY; THEY SAY IT’S THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY; I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S SO FANTASTIC; IT’ WILL ALL BE PAID FOR ON MY PLASTIC; DECK THE HALLS WITH DECORATIONS; HERE COME ALL MY POOR RELATIONS; LIKE LAST YEAR THEY’LL OVERSTAY; THEY’LL STILL BE HERE ON BOXING DAY; OH HOW I HATE CHRISTMAS