ME WHO THINKS OF MYSELF AS MY ENEMY: WELL, I COULDN'T REALLY BE MY OWN ENEMY BECAUSE IF I AM MY OWN ENEMY, THEN THE ENEMY OF ME IS ALSO ME, WHICH MEANS THAT THE ENEMY OF ME IS ME, AND THE ENEMY OF THE ENEMY OF ME IS ALSO ME, WHICH MEANS I AM ACTUALLY MY OWN FRIEND, WHICH MEANS THAT I CAN'T BE MY OWN ENEMY IF I AM ALSO MY OWN FRIEND; "THE ENEMY OF MY ENEMY IS MY FRIEND"