PROTESTERS PROTESTING THE LOCKDOWN ORDER IN CALIFORNIA. TRUMP WAS RIGHT TO KEEP AMERICA OPEN. IN OTHER NEWS, STOCKS ARE GOING DOWN DUE TO THE SHUTDOWN EFFECTIVE TODAY. NOW LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE WEATHER FROM OUR NEW WEATHERMAN, JOHN DOE; UHH YEA, TODAY'S WEATHER IS GONNA BE HOT AND IN HELL IF THE SHUTDOWN LASTS FOR MORE THAN A MONTH. PROTESTERS WILL BE SCORCHING HOT, MAKING OUR PRECIOUS LAND BECOME TOO HOT FOR OUR DELICATE TREES. MORE UPDATES SOON...
