haha

I actually do this when I'm Stressed :)

This is big brain time

now my gym teacher cant say i have done no exercise!

Exactly

Or ya can just idk go for a walk

Nah, that requires going outside and I don’t want people to see my ugly self

You can walk around your room then

Nah I’m still recovering from my broken ankle, WHICH I BROKE OVER A YEAR AGO, in case you haven’t noticed, I’m a bit annoyed at it

Then do something besides give yourself a concussion

I’m fine, I have a very thick skull, which helps block out all the compliments

*hits you on the head* not hard enough!!!

Huh, how rude, insulting how thick I am lol

I mean how thick my bones are

Goodness I’m stupid

I’m gonna go jump off a bridge

And I will be on a jet skee to catch you

Wanna bet bro I have had 3 pots of coffee,I’m ready to fight god or die trying

And I will change direction mid-air to intentionally miss

And I will do something and you won’t die

Then I will die of disappointment after because I failed

You cannot win

Genius