Perks of being small: Most of us are hotheads and won't hesitate to beat somebody's ass

oh ok

Perks of being short: you can punch someone in the gentleman’s vegetables.

Me who has a butterfly knife:

._.

You need a weapon? Weak

Funny how that worked out for me.

lol

W h y m u s t I b e s h o r t -

idk

Perks of being short: jump up and hit the chin of a tall person

i can f**k up a tall kid with a basketball

We all can. I almost broke my nose playing B ball before

i can kill anybody with household objects

like a door

Know how you feel

lol

I'm tall for my age