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245 views 10 upvotes Made by Pastryofsomekind 4 years ago in MS_memer_group
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
*drinks more vodka and is very drunk* What? I no drunk, what the f**k is drunk?!
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
..
1 up, 4y
*unintelligent ranting*
1 up, 4y,
3 replies
Imma join the party too *dresses up like a DJ*
1 up, 4y
Woo
1 up, 4y
Me three
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
What songs do you guys suggest?
0 ups, 4y,
2 replies
But before I do that, I will play "All Star" to summon Shrek
1 up, 4y
Y e s
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said, "Yup" what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
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2 ups, 4y
1 up, 4y,
2 replies
*throws bottle at you*
hhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Reeeee
1 up, 4y,
2 replies
(joke)
waanntds aaanoooootherrrrr shoooooootssss offf jackkDanielllllS
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Sureree
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
yyyyEyyyyyyyyyyyy *pours*
0 ups, 4y,
2 replies
*drinks*
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1 up, 4y,
3 replies
CAKE08, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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0 ups, 4y,
3 replies
Were getting- *hic* drinc-
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0 ups, 4y,
6 replies
not you too- ah shit
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Hehe-
*swishes some moonshine*
You're too cute-
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0 ups, 4y
MOOKIE STOP, YOUR DRUNK
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0 ups, 4y,
2 replies
Hehehehehehe-
*smirks and swishes some more*
What senpai?~
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0 ups, 4y
NONONONONOONNOOONO
0 ups, 4y
LMMMMMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
What's wrong senpai?
Am I too- *hic*- cute?
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0 ups, 4y
NO, YOU'RE TO DRUNK
*tries running away*
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Mk-*hic*
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0 ups, 4y
i should drive you home-
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
0 ups, 4y
(dont go there that will lead to bad)
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0 ups, 4y,
2 replies
Nah, I'll ride Jack home-
0 ups, 4y
Poor choice of words
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0 ups, 4y
Your not going anywhere alone in this state
0 ups, 4y,
2 replies
(flashbacks to us getting drunk for real lmao)
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
LMAO
0 ups, 4y
that was good and bad
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
(tru dat)
0 ups, 4y
yes
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0 ups, 4y,
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*walks to my horse and slips my foot in the stirup*
Wooho-
*falls off*
0 ups, 4y
(why did I think this was funny)
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I'm doing what I do best. Trying to be like every one else!
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0 ups, 4y,
4 replies
...
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Do you want some hand sanizer? Its how I got here...
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0 ups, 4y
im good- ill stuck to cupcak- apple juice
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Hold the frick up.
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1 up, 4y
hi
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Now what
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0 ups, 4y
lol
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Want some orange juice?
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0 ups, 4y
ill stick with cupcak- apple juice
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Hey wait a minute... did you say... what did you say? Orange juice is better than apples
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0 ups, 4y,
4 replies
lol
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Anyway...
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0 ups, 4y
lol
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Hows *falls* *still on ground* your day?
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0 ups, 4y
Shitty ngl
0 ups, 4y,
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Oh. Do you want to talk about it?
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0 ups, 4y
im good but thanks
0 ups, 4y
Ok
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
y e y
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Woo
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
0 ups, 4y
Reeee
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
No, me want vodka *takes* aight *pours shot*
1 up, 4y,
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*gives *
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
*me already dronk* another one can't hurt, right?
1 up, 4y,
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nOoo O
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0 ups, 4y,
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*drinks* yooooo why is everything spinny
1 up, 4y,
5 replies
idk man why are you a penguin
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
*club penguin dance* why you huge
1 up, 4y
*doing distraction dance* why do you look like a cow?
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
1 up, 4y
h ey look a dead mann
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Where
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w o w i t m ov e d
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Oh heeeeeeel naw
1 up, 4y
oohh sheeeetttttttt rujnnnnnnnnnnn *runs into you* ooh walllll
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
*falls* me no wall
1 up, 4y
ooohhh noooooo walllllllllllgone
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
But I want to be dronk (forget the meme)
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
*gives you drinkcc*
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Yey
*Now dronk bc I don't know how to handle vodka*
1 up, 4y
(lmao)
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