*disclaimer: don't underage drink*

*throws bottle at you*
hhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Reeeee

(joke)
waanntds aaanoooootherrrrr shoooooootssss offf jackkDanielllllS

Sureree

yyyyEyyyyyyyyyyyy *pours*

*drinks*

y e y

Woo

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Reeee

CAKE08, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Were getting- *hic* drinc-

not you too- ah shit

Hehe-
*swishes some moonshine*
You're too cute-

MOOKIE STOP, YOUR DRUNK

Hehehehehehe-
*smirks and swishes some more*
What senpai?~

NONONONONOONNOOONO

LMMMMMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

What's wrong senpai?
Am I too- *hic*- cute?

NO, YOU'RE TO DRUNK
*tries running away*

Mk-*hic*

i should drive you home-

(dont go there that will lead to bad)

Nah, I'll ride Jack home-

Poor choice of words

Your not going anywhere alone in this state

(flashbacks to us getting drunk for real lmao)

LMAO

that was good and bad

(tru dat)

yes

*walks to my horse and slips my foot in the stirup*
Wooho-
*falls off*

(why did I think this was funny)

I'm doing what I do best. Trying to be like every one else!

...

Do you want some hand sanizer? Its how I got here...

im good- ill stuck to cupcak- apple juice

Hold the frick up.

hi

Now what

lol

Want some orange juice?

ill stick with cupcak- apple juice

Hey wait a minute... did you say... what did you say? Orange juice is better than apples

lol

Anyway...

lol

Hows *falls* *still on ground* your day?

Shitty ngl

Oh. Do you want to talk about it?

im good but thanks

Ok

No, me want vodka *takes* aight *pours shot*

*gives *

*me already dronk* another one can't hurt, right?

nOoo O

*drinks* yooooo why is everything spinny

idk man why are you a penguin

*club penguin dance* why you huge

*doing distraction dance* why do you look like a cow?

h ey look a dead mann

Where

w o w i t m ov e d

Oh heeeeeeel naw

oohh sheeeetttttttt rujnnnnnnnnnnn *runs into you* ooh walllll

*falls* me no wall

ooohhh noooooo walllllllllllgone

But I want to be dronk (forget the meme)

*gives you drinkcc*

Yey
*Now dronk bc I don't know how to handle vodka*

(lmao)