Aragorn smoking

*gasp* aNIMALS

So? THEY'RE DUMB BEASTS

WHY DO I FIND THIS FUNNY

Idk

HEY

It true doe

LOL

XDDD

Remarkably like myself.

lol, yes, you can be my...."colleague" XD

I'm actually mostly doing this so I can beat China to developing the Super Solider Serum.

LOL, ok, we can research your serum XD

lol, yes, aNIMALS XD

NU

shoosh

nu

can you test on... ME!!!!

Professionally, no. Off the job? Del would kill me if she found out... besides, I'm not even hired yet.

well you don't have to beeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

i can pay you... handsomely :)

My mom says I'm already handsome enough, thank you very much.

that's not what i mean, but okay

how bout you do me this one favor

... Scar's the professional

yes but would he really do that for me?

Are you in position?

yup

Hold on just a little longer... *Injects liquid Uranium*

okay

Well, he gave me an adamantium skeleton...

and you can give me a uranium skeleton XD

but seriously please do

Ok. *Injects anesthetics* *fires up the drills*

leeettts ggggoooo!!!!!

Just wondering... why did you want this skeleton?

cuz you said you had adamantium (like wolverine) and i was like huh uranium would be kinda funny XD

Ok. Are you ready for the Uranium?

YES GIVE IT TO ME!!!!

Ok. First, I'm going to inject some super solider serum and a few other things to make you immune to the radiation, ok?

okay got it

But you'll die of radiation...

you can figure something out i hope which is why a came to you instead of scar, he wouldn't know what to do, but you can figure that one out

*finishes up* *retracts drills* *lifts platform you're resting on out of the water* How are we feeling?

great i feel great

Well... ok. *Prepares lab equipment*

LETS GOOOOO!!!

Wait, nevermind on the super solider serum. I just got a report that we're still in the process of developing it. Drat...

*injects chemicals* how are you feeling so far?

great doc lol

*presses buttons* *drills penetrate your skin*

*screams*

Here, put this on and lay down in the tub *hand oxygen mask* *sets up radiation shield*

okay

Ok. Well, I suppose being radioactive has it's benefits in combat, so I won't argue.

XD

do it, you need to learn how at some point XD

if you screw up, it's ok

Del won't think so

Ehhh, it's fiiiiiine

Ok, but if Del sues, you have to deal with the legal stuff

deal