Me in 2021:
Keep chasing your dreams like a dog chasing its tail.
Never gonna catch it. Never gonna happen.
Anyway, have fun with your health crisis, ima head back to 2010 to play Minecraft.
ME IN JANUARY:; THIS CORONAVIRUS THING SOUNDS JUST LIKE EBOLA. EVERYONE WILL BE SCARED FOR A WEEK, THEN IT’LL TURN OUT TO BE NOTHING, THEN WE’LL ALL MAKE MEMES ABOUT IT AND LAUGH. ME IN DECEMBER:
