Nonononono

Socks: but they start singing hallelujah when you take a step.

Yes
Those would be awesome

Every time you burp, Here Comes Dat Pikachu bursts into the room and starts blowing into a trumpet

What the fu-

Here Comes Dat Pikachu conquers all!

How do you know when I burp

I won't. But Here Comes Dat Pikachu will.

Boi

He is always watching.

Mk

What does that mean?

*le facepalm*
Ok

You sure bout that

He is a god.

If he’s a god, that must make you a priest for that god

That I am