SO MY SISTER HAS THIS LITTLE JOURNAL TO WRITE THINGS IN (AND NO IT’S NOT A DIARY) SHE USES IT TO PUT IN DUMB THINGS THAT EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY SAYS LIKE [REDACTED]-2020; SHE THEN WRITES IN THINGS THAT MY FAMILY SAYS INCLUDING ME. SOOOO ONE DAY I GUESS AT THE DINNER TABLE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING. AND IDK WHAT TO BUT I SAID “YOU ARE NOT PART OF THE JESUS FAN CLUB!!!” AND WE ALL STOPPED AND IMMEDIATELY DIED AT WHAT I JUST SAID LOL