to the tune of jingle bells

Crashing through the snow With a pair of broken skis Over hills I go Crashing into trees The snow is turning red I think I might be dead I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head OHHHH Funeral bells Funeral bells Funerals throughout the day Oh what fun it is to die Sometime on Christmas day Funeral bells Funeral bells Funerals throughout the day Oh what fun it is to die Sometime on Christmas day HEY