Hospital Entrance

I'm the father of Kuwata and am here to help in any way I can

hol up, are you with shiyu?

No

Lol i didnt even know they were married

Me neither

i wonder why she didnt say anything to us, she just married her cousin

*spits my green tea out of shocked* Married her own cousin?! 😰🤢

I think I'm gonna be sick

i think so, im sure shiyu adopted kuwata

Yeah, you'd be right. We adopted Deidara and Shiyu adopted Kuwata, which would make them cousins.

XDDD now what?

Idk, but what I do know is that, hold one second *tries to find the nearest trash can*

That made me feel sick *finally finds the trash can*

what the hell is going on?

Idk anymore

same! im getting worried

*cries in panic*

*hugs you* well, we will just have to speak to Deidara and Kuwata

*hugs back*

wait no-
deidara is my child-

Oh

wait so he’s married to his aunt or smth or some shit

That's not good

yea-

Excuse me one moment *runs back to the trash can*

but, what???? when did you adopt her?

Wait what?

deidara is my child——

I didnt even know she was my cousion

oh ok

*starts to puke in trash can*

let me puke too
*starts to puke on the other trash can*

Oh god, I can't stop- *more puking ensues*

*panicking in the corner*

hey, its gonna be fine

I-I know

*hugs you again* dont worry, we will sort this out soon

Ok

👍

Ooop

Hol up, you guys are married?

Well, sort of. We just had some "bed fun" and then she was pregant soooo

well, did you know that you are cousins?

nope

XD well you are, I’m your uncle

Wait what. How.

What?

I'm Kuwait's dad

Oh okey

Shiyu is their mom though

She handed him over to me

Oh, okey

Welp

XD

honestly, i feel kinda bad lol

Lol well, ig you didn’t know, but you do now so don’t do it again!

yep lol

Yep XD

YOU WHAT!!!

bruh you had sex with her thats f**ked up