santa is stalking you, hence the name "stalking" as the socks we leave out. We feed this man cookies and milk so that the milk makes his bones stronger and the cookies make his super stomach giant. he is our overlord. santa is an anagram of SATAN. So, he's a suspicious man wearing a red suit while leaving little packages riddled across your house as we feed Satan while he schemes his next break-in.also, in the Christmas songs, "he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when your awake" also, santa is always watching you bcuz he sees you while your sleeping and knows when you're awake. he also for some reason knows exactly what you want to get for Christmas.
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