DEAR MR. KEWLEW
THANK YOU FOR SENDING IN YOUR RECORD ATTEMPT FOR
"MOST SALMON THROWN AT A NO FISHING SIGN BY KEWLEW". UNFORTUNATELY THIS IS NOT A RECORD WE'RE INTERESTED IN AND BESIDES, FOR A VARIETY OF REASONS WE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO ACCEPT YOUR RECORD-NOT LEAST BECAUSE THE PHOTO (WHICH WE KINDLY RETURNED)IS CLEARLY PHOTOSHOPPED; AND YOUR CLAIM THAT JOHN SAW ME DO IT IS NOT VALID AS PROOF.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST IN GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS.
SINCERELY,
RECORDS MANAGEMENT TEAM
