Thomas(too busy being egotistical to care): I will never be on the menu again! I shall stand tall on the throne! King of all! Girls will flock around me!
Thomas: glad you finally realized your place on this world. The hideous scum like you who should live in the dumpsters, and the regal hotties like me who should be on the throne!
*thomas becomes the moon, avoids it, and becomes human again*
Thomas: no one will ever get to taste Thomas again! I am officially off of the menu! Hahahahaha