Our plans for Mookie's planet mercury- er, Mookery. WE MADE A MISMOOK

y e s

perfect
read the title btw

lol

wut

uh, inside joke

so basically mookie doesn't want to gain soo much recongnition but ofc we had to make everything based on her just to annoy her

Ha lol

Lol we’re all high rn

no i just wanna annoy her lmao

yeah

Same- but we are all still high rn

*shrugs*
I dont do drugs but ok

You sure, coffee and simp are the two most common drugs

coffee
nope
simp not really

Are you really?

No

Good

Why me

OH NO MOOKIE SAW
EVACTUATE
*sirens sound*
RUN RUN
EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELF
*primes a firework and rides it away*

RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN

R U N

AW F**K RUN

RUN RUN HTML GANG

*teleports to tokyo

*Teleports to russia

*teleports to 9/11*

You little shits-

Its a fake and a fruad

Lmao

its called
"paint evacuates"

WHY YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME, BOY I WANNA KNOOOWWW

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?

YUP

WELL BECAUSE: Markus Lynn "Mookie" Betts (born October 7, 1992) is an American professional baseball right fielder for the Los Angeles Dodgers of Major League Baseball (MLB). He previously played for the Boston Red Sox.In 2018, while with the Red Sox, he became the first player in MLB history to win the Most Valuable Player, Silver Slugger, Gold Glove, batting title, and World Series in the same season.

NOOOOOOO

No.
Not that song.
*tiktok flashbacks*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*loads gun*

also, im not upset with you
im not sexin you
and idk if I impressed you lmao
im not delusioned, confused,
diagnosed with napoleon's, either

*confused look*

did you even read the f**kin song lyrics

THERES MORE BUT IT WOULDNT FIT

thats what she said

I know that

I was actually gonna say that sounded wrong but decided against it

IKR

Once upon a time

Live two races rules the world

Mookies and Mookies

*Mookies and Dukes

Oh yeah why tf not!

The Dukes are victorious and.. you already know what happens next right

*Mookietale*

*Mookietale*
*Underdukes*
yea lmao
One duke fell down
Can he save the mookies?

I don’t know

*We’ll be right back meme intensifies*

Y e s

Among dukes

Among Du
Among Moo

Amookie dUSke

lmao
Amook Duske

Yes XD

ah yes

Smook Duke everyday

LMAO

What am i witnessing?

us bullying mookie

Oh, so the norm?

yes, actually

K