I'm not like the other squirrels

your god was only invented about 5K years ago. Squirrels do not need gods.

go***AMN
don't you eFFing self-righteous pinheads ever take a break?
this is JOKE TIME, LOSER
and besides, GOD is Eternal, Everlasting, & Squirrels wouldn't be here without (T)hem {GOD being the Unified Male/Female Fountainhead of Existence} and NEITHER WOULD YOU, whether you like it or believe, or not...
so, there's THAT

Why don't you put down that pipe there Skeeter

And then everybody boomed