*sigh* I have a bad feeling about this

*slaps you in a bikini*

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My face doesn’t need to get uglier

hehe

Humph

...

...

are you dating queen?

No
She’s just willing to fuk anyone

oh.

Mk

k

no

*pins you down*

Ah-

*gently kisses your neck*

Mmm

*kisses*

Mhm

*slides your shirt off*

Uh eh

*smirks*
*gently kisses your neck*

*IMMEDIATE LOCKDOWN INITIATED*

-_-

*mumbling never gonna give you up*

*moves on to speaking ancient sangheli*

*coughing*

die hehehehehee

*DE-ACTIVATING HORNY LOCKDOWN*
You wot m8

*curses in Spanish*

*screeches and hisses*

*slaps*

*grabs gun and shoots you*

doesnt work like that

shut up i do whatever i want

make me asshole.

*loads polymer in your face*
sure

haha tucker's glowy thing go brrrrrrrr

actually I have peircing rounds and energy swords wont stop me *shoots you*

*gets sheila*

*youre already ded*

*nope*

im sorry but I break laws of physics so yes you are *you die and I teleport away*

*breaks laws of physics and comes back*

u cant i broke laws including the one that said you could

*breaks that law too*

you cant because law of grouping logic

haha break that law.

you can't by logic
the one law unbreakable because its not a law

*breaks logic*

you cant thats imposible

i just broke logic. nothing is impossible.

but (yes this is real science)
that means
by non-logic
A) the universe will end
B) the higgs field will stabilize ending everything
*everyone dies*

idk

rip lmao

it works like that because yes

hey, wanna team up?

sure

*loads smg*
n i c e

*grabs M4A1*

*shoots up everything but you*

HAHAHA
now time to commit suicide so we don't get caught

*shoots you then myself*

I WANTED TO SHOOT MYSELF! Oh well...

*is dead*

*is also dead but a spirit*

Can I join

sure

Yey

*walks down the main hall*
Go to the library.

Mk
I hate reading so this’ll work fine
*children screaming in the background over gun shots*

*laughs evilly*

*gets gravity hammer and smashes all the bookshelves

HAHAHA *shoots child who is working on computer*

*loads shotgun and blows a teacher’s brain out*

YES
*loads tec9 and fires at people, left to right*

*throws plasma grenade in gym*

*ducks*
WTF

that's it buddy, i'm going on a murder spree

Nonono
I want to go with you

no sir

yes ma'am