*waiting noises*

No I wasn't 😂

you were up a one point

Yeah i woke up at 8 and then went back to bed at 8:30. Then woke up at 9:45

i woke up at 8:30 lmao

*me who fell asleep at that exact time*

*your a wizard harry*

Pfffffffft
I love you omg

ill be there when you do

*laughs bc a lot of women curse and yell at their husbands during childbirth*

*is fine if you cuss at me or yell at me period*

Yeah ik but in childbirth you say a lot of things you don't mean in a way that sounds like you mean it

*loves you more*

Literally impossible

we both promise to raise them tho

Yeah but you ain't the one that has to push a human out. It's really painful

your not the one who promised to put a ring on your finger, i am

You're not the one who promised to break their back to birth your children, I am

*me who waited for you as long as you waited for me*

*me who dreamed about you in the short time I was asleep*

*me who poked his pillow multiple times*

*me who lowkey moaned a lil in my sleep*

*could i have been poking you magicly somehow?*

Magic portal mirror idk