SPECIES OF KAREN; 1: STOCK KAREN
THIS IS A VERY COMMON KAREN. SHE OFTEN THINKS SHE IS BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE, BUT FALTERS WHEN CONFRONTED BY 3 OR MORE PEOPLE; 2: OVERCONFIDENT KAREN
THIS KAREN IS A MORE DANGEROUS FORM OF KAREN THIS KAREN WILL NEVER ADMIT SHE IS WRONG, AND MAY RESORT TO THREATENING TO CALL THE POLICE, THOUGH NEVER WORKS IN HER FAVOR. FACE HER IN 5 OR MORE; 3: VIOLENT KAREN
THIS KAREN DOES NOT LIKE TO BE PROOVED WRONG, AND MAY PERONSALLY GO OUT OF HER WAY TO MAKE YOUR LIFE LIVING HELL. SHE WILL CONSTANTLY GET ON PEOPLES NERVES AND ATTACK PEOPLE, CLAMING "YOU CANT HIT A WOMAN!" CONTER: I BELIEVE IN GENDER EQUALITY. BE CAUTIOUS; 4: OFFICE KAREN
THIS IS A RARE AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS KAREN, OFTEN SEEN WITH A PHONE AND STARBUCKS COFFEE WITH HER "PRECIOUS" CHILD, WITH A 40 PRECENT CHANCE THAT THE CHILD WILL ACT LIKE THE MOTHER. SHE WILL BE INCONVIENTIENT AS HELL, AND MAY RESORT TO VIOLENCE. STAGE 1 AND 2 KARENS MAY EVOLVE TO STAGE 4 KARENS. EXTREME CAUTION ADVISED