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So I (74M) was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife (5F) organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me (74M) at all. I (74M) was unable to make it because I (74M) was dead (17 days). At the funeral I heard my dad (15M) and other family members talking about how they wish I could be there and now I feel bad for not showing up. AITA?

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My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She f**king died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

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Ok, there are fewer atoms on Earth than there are ways to arrange a deck of cards. if you take a single card from a deck and fold it 42 times, it would reach the moon. We can estimate there are 133,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms on earth. Let’s say you somehow have a different deck with each arrangement, and, the solar system is 7,440,000,000 miles, and the moon is 238,900 miles away, and we are 3627000000 miles away from the sun. you can reach Jupiter and Saturn and even escape the solar system (with a bunch of diamonds because it rains diamonds on Saturn and Jupiter) you could see every star in the universe and still not see who the f**k asked.

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Ok, there are fewer atoms on Earth than there are ways to arrange a deck of cards. if you take a single card from a deck and fold it 42 times, it would reach the moon. We can estimate there are 133,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms on earth. Let’s say you somehow have a different deck with each arrangement, and, the solar system is 7,440,000,000 miles, and the moon is 238,900 miles away, and we are 3627000000 miles away from the sun. you can reach Jupiter and Saturn and even escape the solar system (with a bunch of diamonds because it rains diamonds on Saturn and Jupiter) you could see every star in the universe and still not see who the f**k asked.Ok, there are fewer atoms on Earth than there are ways to arrange a deck of cards. if you take a single card from a deck and fold it 42 times, it would reach the moon. We can estimate there are 133,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms on earth. Let’s say you somehow have a different deck with each arrangement, and, the solar system is 7,440,000,000 miles, and the moon is 238,900 miles away, and we are 3627000000 miles away from the sun. you can reach Jupiter and Saturn and even escape the solar system (with a bunch of diamonds because it rains diamonds on Saturn and Jupiter) you could see every star in the universe and still not see who the f**k asked.Ok, there are fewer atoms on Earth than there are ways to arrange a deck of cards. if you take a single card from a deck and fold it 42 times, it would reach the moon. We can estimate there are 133,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms on earth. Let’s say you somehow have a different deck with each arrangement, and, the solar system is 7,440,000,000 miles, and the moon is 238,900 miles away, and we are 3627000000 miles away from the sun. you can reach Jupiter and Saturn and even escape the solar system (with a bunch of diamonds because it rains diamonds on Saturn and Jupiter) you could see every star in the universe and still not see who the f**k asked.Ok, there are fewer atoms on Earth than there are ways to arrange a deck of cards. if you take a single card from a deck and fold it 42 times, it would reach the moon. We can estimate there are 133,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms on earth. Let’s say you somehow have a different deck with each arrangement, and, the solar system is 7,440,000,000 miles, and the moon is 238,900 miles

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Also all of these facts are slightly off or false

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its still funny because the person reading it spent a long time on it and then it just ends with "still not see who the f**k asked."

No one

YES!

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