Storytime /msmg/?

Alright this is a good one.
When i was like 10 or 11 my dad was an Assistant to one of the Assistant Producers of a Jurassic World Movie. Back then, I would've just played on my Wii at home but my dad wasn't going to leave me alone.

It was like a 1 and a half hour drive but we finally got there and my god was the set just massive. It was like a mini jungle with green screen. Everybody kind of knew my dad and asked him about me. Turns out Dad forgot bring your kid to work day last week so he felt guilty today. I got to meet a lot of people in the production and I was like super fascinated and wanted to work in the film industry or something.

Then the Director shouted that one of the guys was missing, and he was supposed to be wearing this small suit for motion tracking so they can add visual effects to some smaller dinosaur named compogthanus or something I cant remember. Then they saw me and started talking to my dad about something. He then asked me "Hey, son do you want to be in the movie?" I was confused at first but I learnt later on I was perfect for the job wearing the suit. I just had to jump out of a car and crawl around like a raptor or something along the lines of that.

They strapped me into this green suit with motion receivers and told me to wait in the car prop. When Chris Pratt was running towards me the door would open slowly and I would jump out. The signal started and I saw the actors run across the entire set to me at a fast speed. I panicked a bit but reassured myself to stay calm.

Open the Door, Get on the floor
Everybody walk the Dinosaur

u could use a one-up ( upvote)

I have these windows in my room that are like 3 inches of the ground. When my brother was like 14 mounths old he was hanging out in my room with the windows open. I dont quite rember what made me do this but...

I pushed my brother out a window

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So this one time, I was four, I went to a playground with my dad and there was a little fluffy Pomeranian.
I kept petting the dog and when the dog’s owner tried to leave I picked up the dog and wouldn’t let go because I wanted to keep it. My dad had to detach me from the dog and basically drag me to the car while I was crying and screaming.

when I was one I stuck my hand in my diaper and ate my poop

one time i went longboarding with my dad and we were going down a hill, i ended up going way faster than i expected to and almost fell. then my dad somehow got down to me, grabbed my hand to stabilize both of us, then told me to jump of the board. i was terrified because i was going nearly 20 mph. so, we jumped of at the same time, and somehow survived. he saved my life that day.

I ate a child once

Was it stringy?

Yeah
Chuck e cheese ballpit has terrible service

Yeah they don't clean any of the food optoins

I went to mcdonalds playplace but still nobody came to serve me, so I just took a child to go

bruh