Fakie’s true form

I want this as a plush

Fakie: F**K F**K F**K F**K

Sunstorm: I’ll give you a Voodoo doll of Fakie

IT FAKE ITJIJJKFAKAKEKKFAKI THE NAMR RJEHSO JFmjJDJDJ SO ITS FAKE!!!!!!!!!!

Bruh

ITs the horny demon

Fakie: I am not actually horny

Are you sure?

Fakie: yes

(She actually isn’t)

Hmmmm ok then...

Fakie: I want to talk to that stupid duck

Wawa: what is it?

Fakie: you will die if you don’t do your ‘job’ correctly

Wawa; your point?

Fakie: there is no point needed

Wawa: ok well that was random you s**t

Fakie: would you like to be locked in my prison?

Wawa: where is your prison bitch?

Fakie: would you like to see it?

Wawa: maybe?

*Fakie shoves him in a box*

Fakie: gonna send you to Wave

Wawa: what the hell?
(For some reason I half expected her to eat him even tho she isn’t a vorist)

(Fakie would probably cook the person first, but nope)

Fakie: *Opens a portal and tosses the box in* OPEN IT YOU ASSHOLES

(Ok yeah)
Wawa; let me out!!!!

Ezlo: what the- and no

Wawa: that dumb demon girl!!!!

Ezlo: who tf is that

Wawa; fakie you dunce

Ezlo: oh, f**k her *opens the box*

Wawa: thank you

Ezlo: I think you have a job to do that will result in me killing myself *leaves*

Wawa: goodbye
*goes to find wave*

Wave: where the hell is that duck at?

*he appears*
Wawa: what is it?

Wave: go get ice, I have something to do that deals with Fakie

Wawa: ok
*he flies to where plasma is at*

Plasma: bruh

*he swoops down and tries to take ice*

*Plasma quickly does that thing to protect Ice*

Plasma: what the hell

Wawa: f**k you

Plasma: why are you doing this?

Wawa: it’s my job bitch

Plasma: what job involves kidnapping?

Wawa: jobs from wave

Plasma: oh hell no

Wawa; give me the child

Plasma: no

wawa: NOW

Plasma: no

wawa: you better

Plasma: your ‘commands’ will not affect what I do

(did she eat ice?)
wawa:so help me

(Yeah)

Plasma: bruh

wawa:spit her out and give her to me

Plasma: no

wawa: i will rip you to shreds

Plasma: try

*he dives at them*

*Plasma moves out of the way*

*wawa tries again*

Plasma: you aren’t getting her

wawa: you ate her for f**k's sake

Plasma: technically yes, she isn’t dying though

wawa: well you cant stop me!

Plasma: I can

wawa:how

?

Plasma: you are delusional

wawa: i am powerful!

Plasma: you aren’t

wawa: i will murder you

Plasma: I can’t actually die

wawa: well then f**k you

Plasma: you really are a failure

wzwa: try me bitch

Plasma: bruh

wawa:*calls wave*

*Wawa falls into a portal*

wawa:woah!

*Wave catches Wawa and then eats him*

wawa:ah! what the f**k wave?!

Wave: you didn’t do your job

wawa:another evil god had her! i couldntbeven get close

(plasma has no relations to them btw)

Wave: don’t care

(ight)
wawa:it was impossible!

Wave: did you here what I said?

wawa:let me out! please!

Wave: no

wawa:why not?

Wave: you didn’t do your job

wawa:i couldnt possibly!

Wave: I don’t care

wawa:im too young to die

Wave: wow, even more bullshit

wawa:aaaaaaaaaaaah!

Wave: shut up

wawa: no

Wave: do it

wawa:never

*Wave just ignores him*

*he keeps poking wave's insides*

*Wave keeps ignoring*

wawa:hmmph