*ask

Dan 2.0: so you speak backwards?

Basic cat: interesting

Sam rif: *nods*

Melanie (#3):how are you doing so far?

Sam rif: enif

Melanie:good.

Sam rif: ...*whispers something backwards*

Melanie:w0t m8?

Sam rif: ha, yrros

Melanie:its okay

Sam rif: ...

Melanie:you good?

*gives a thumbs up*

Melanie:*hugs*

*HE GOES ON FIRE SOMEHOW*

Melanie:AAAAH!!! WHAT WAS THAT?!

Alwayzbread: yea...

Cerasus:okay.*continues to vibe*

Alwayzbread: *walks by*

*back where we were*

Sam rif: ho, yrros, evi reven enod taht

Melanie: ...

*sorry never done that

(i know)

(Oh oki)

Melanie:so now what?

Sam rif: *shrugs*

Melanie: . . .

*meanwhile*

Alwayzbread: ?

Cerasus: * v i b e *

Alwayzbread: oh hey..

Cerasus:oh, hey.

Alwayzbread: ....

Cerasus:you okay?

Sam rif: ...ereh sih

(i dont understand)

(Hes here)

(okay)

Melanie:who`s "he"?

Alwayzbread: me

Melanie: o h

Alwayzbread: so Sam, whats up?
Sam rif: ....*he disappeared*

Melanie: ???

Alwayzbread: huh...he’s gone

Melanie:ima go now.

Alwayzbread: later i guess

*meanwhile*

Sam rif: *writing some blueprints*

Cerasus:*vibes in the background*

Sam rif: ...cerasus

Cerasus:wait how do you know my name-

Sam rif: i know lots of things

Cerasus:seems like your one of those "aLl kNOwiNG gOds" or something.

Sam rif: not exactly...001

Cerasus: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

*sams body just became ink on the floor*

Cerasus:well this is what happens after I watch television before sleeping, weird dream.

Sam rif: ...001?

Cerasus:who is 001?

Sam rif: nac i tub

Cerasus:HOW THOUGH?!

Sam rif: i dunno...now...time for my test

Cerasus: ...

*pushes a button*

*click*

*it extracts the immortality alwayzbread gave her that one time*

Cerasus:*bleeds from her mouth and eye* *she drops to the ground*

the entire fandom (if it exists): why, why would you do that?

Sam rif: no worries...its time for phase 2

(there just watching btw, they aren`t really there.)

Sam rif: it worked

Cerasus:*doesn`t breath*

Sam rif: something is wrong

Cerasus: ...

Sam rif: this isnt how I thought

Cerasus: *glitch noise*

Sam rif: *teleports away

Cerasus:*stumbles his way*

Sam rif: ive lost control of this thing...its just over come in ink...its melting

Cerasus:*walks to him and speaks in a glitchy voice* what is it, master?

Sam rif: ginhton

*nothing

Cerasus:good, may I bring more bodies to our empire can grow stronger?

Sam rif: deen on
*no need*

*he melts on the ground and empty hollow shells of people’s body are on the ground, he then rises back up*

Cerasus:oh. this is quite stange how you already have these...

Sam rif: i contain them in my ink like innards....now then, first we build our empire...then...we get Nox

Cerasus:as you wish...

*later*

Sam rif: it worked...our plan worked!!!

Cerasus:YES!!

*meanwhile*

Alwayzbread: uh nako?

Nako:yes?

Alwayzbread: what do you remember about me?

Nako:your my bf

*consumes cerasus whoile in ink*

Sam rif: my first experiment

Cerasus:rude, didn`t even let me choose to be here...

Sam rif at the lab: now that your my ink beasts i’ll be controlling you

Cerasus:JOKES ON YOU, I HAVE THAT SHIT!!!

Sam rif: llew neth

Cerasus:*grabs him with Trader`s fate*

*phasesd through it*

Cerasus:WHAT?! IMPOSABLE!! NOTHING CAN GET THROUGH TRADERS FATE!!

*sam rif injects cerasus wit ink*

Cerasus:*still on floor*

*using the ink he commands them to get up, it worked*

Cerasus:*gives a blank soulless stare*

Alwayzbread: oh oki, we got it right this go around

Nako:what?

Alwayzbread: oh, nothing

Nako:okay-

Alwayzbread: ..nako..i need to tell you something

Nako:yes?

Alwayzbread: i might not make a lot of sense but...I know how to warp through time and space

Nako:*confused*

Alwayzbread: I’ll explain soon *grabs her and warps to his house*

Nako: ???

Alwayzbread: *goes into the basement and opens a door*

Nako: what?...

Alwayzbread: *points a machine* inter dimensional warping device

Nako:???????

Alwayzbread: i go through time and alternative universes

Nako:oh okay.

Alwayzbread: but..i didnt make it..i only made the blu print

Nako:oh oaky

Alwayzbread: and the person who made it..is right behind you

Nako: ...

Sam rif: i see why alwayzbread likes you so much

Nako: ...

Sam rif: olleh

Nako:hello...

Sam rif: I’m *glitchy*

Nako:your who?

Sam rif: well..it looks like you’re not supposed to know that’s yet...
AlwayzbreadL: cmon rif..
Sam rif: now now, we wouldn’t want someone finding out would we?

Nako: . . .

Sam rif: anyways i see why alwayzbread likes you best

Nako:how?

Sam rif: you’re the most precious thing
Alwayzbread: back off my girlfriend wing dings
Sam rif: *grabs mask
Alwayzbread: iiiiiii apologize

Nako:I have no idea what is happening

Sam rif: yad eno liiw uoy

Nako:*pats him*

*her hand goes through him*

Nako:can I hug you at least

Sam rif: it’ll go right through..

Nako:so your gonna go inside me?

Alwayzbread: no...thats why I’m here...I’m kidding
Sam rif: no..you’re hand who’ll just go right through

Nako: ...

Alwayzbread: anyways