From; Unknown | Found at: Assassin’s Den

William: Who the hell are you?

Puma: I don’t really care about what illegal thing you do or why you do it as long as you follow my rules and don’t report this place to Syth.

Rash: Then if you dont let him in, I’ll call Syth right now.

Puma: By the time Syth arrived you would all be dead, you are in a room full of people who would kill you for that. And I think you will be kicked out to now

Rash: ...
Officer Danny: *Kicks down door* POLICE!!!

(;-; there isn’t a door there is a tunnel and the second you step into the tunnel you can’t move your feet because of the witch spell)

(Oh)
Officer Danny: Huh? What...? *Cant move* What the-

Puma: *laughs* It is almost like you want to die

Danny: Who are you?

Puma: Puma, the second best assassin in Agretha

Danny: I was reported that something illegal was going on there.

Puma: I can always change my mind on letting you stay

Rash: True but...

Puma: But what?

Rash: *shrugs*

Puma:-_-

Puma: Participate in auctions

Rash: I anything else?

Puma; Whats with all the questions

Rash: I’m bored...

Puma: Do I look like I care

Rash: Yes?

Puma: I don’t. My job is to run Assassin’s Den not to entertain fools

Rash: I’m not a fool.

Puma: That is relevant how exactly

Rash: Rude...

Puma: Anyone who pulls a gun on me is an idiot

Rash: Youre a idiot.

Puma; ok, Anyone else have a death wish today?

Rash: ...

Puma: Because I swear it seems like everyone does

Rash: ...

Puma: The rules here are so very simple, don’t piss me off, don’t piss one of my friends off, and don’t cheat costs

Rash: Dont touch him.

Puma: If you can’t follow my rules you can’t stay in Assassin’s Den, I’ll let you leave, But if you attack me again I will kill you. None of you will be allowed into Assassin’s Den again and nobody from here will trade with you

William: For the final time. I’m not here to trade... *sigh* Want to know the true reason I came here?

Puma: Well? Buying someone? Putting a bounty? Collecting a bounty? Buying illegal products?

William: Looking for a friend

Puma: And who is this friend

William: Rash.

Puma: Rash?

William: Rash.

Puma: Is there a Rash here? *she calls out to the other assassins+

Rash: Hi

Puma: You know this idiot?

Rash: DONT call him that.
William: Where were you?
Rash: In the alleyways.

Puma: My name is Puma.

William: ... ok.

Puma: Now who are you

William: William.

Puma: Why are you here

William: To see a old friend.

Puma: Who would that be

William: Non of your business

Puma; *raises an eyebrow* Do you not know who I am

William: No.

Puma: Yep.

William: ... Our original base was destroyed and we need a place to stay for a little bit while we rebuild.

Puma: Well maybe you should have done some research so you wouldn’t pull a gun on the leader

William: Maybe dont ask to many questions.

Puma: Maybe shove your ego up your ass where it belongs

William: Not my fault I can be a dick cuz I have one.

Puma: If the rest of you swear to be respectful and not cause any more trouble you can stay, but not him *she points at William*

William: So where am I gonna go, Sherlock?
Rash: Please let him in.

Puma: Why should I let someone who can’t seem to respect who is in charge to stay in my den

Rash: All people deserve a second chance no matter how bad they treated you. I’ve had to deal with that. I was arrested just for stealing to provide for my family. Before the infection broke out.

Puma: I don’t have time for this. Leave. Now. You are no longer allowed in Assassin’s Den.

William: Make me leave.

( This is Scorpion imgflip.com/i/4dkuma )
Puma: Scorpion, remove them
Scorpion: Of course
*Suddenly William’s arms are pinned to his side and his legs are pinned together*

William: TONY! ATTACK!
Tony: *Runs out of the shadows and drop kicks Scorpion*

Scorpion: *doesn’t even budge from the attack*
Puma: Attacking one of mine? Is everyone an idiot today
*Tony’s arms and legs also get pinned by invisible rope*

Patrick: The leader is under attack! GO! SILVER PAW!
Cammie: *Charges with shovel in hand*
Benson: *Runs with a baseball bat*
*The rest of the TSP members attack*

*white markings appear on the floor and every person in the room can’t move their feet from the floor by any means*

Patrick: What the...
*William shoots his revolver at Scorpion*

(William’s arms are kind of pinned to his side -_-)

William: Kill me if you must. I’ll never beg for my life.

*people die all the time in Assassin’s Den*

William: I made spaghetti.

*other assassins just eating*

(Meanhile)
Rash: So.... What do you guys do for fun?

*who is he asking?*

(Rash)

*no like who is Rash talking to*

(Oh Puma)

Puma: Kill people.

Rash: Besides that

(Do you mind if I kill Danny)
Puma: Do you have a search warrant or royal permission?

(You could but he would become infected with a evil virus)
Danny: *Slaps face* This Danny, is why you’re a rookie.

Puma: Then I’m afraid you will have to leave

Danny: ... Rash?
Rash: ! I GOTTA GO! *Tries to run*

*Rash can’t move his feet*
Puma: *walks in between them* Since you don’t have a search warrant you can’t be here *releases Danny’s feet*

Danny: Have a good day. *Walks away*

Puma: *turns to Rash* *says in a voice that says she is about ready to kill him* Did you alert that police officer of assassin’s den

Rash: No.
William: Not me either.

Puma: Good.

William: ...

Puma: I’m Puma, second best assassin and leader of Assassin’s Den

William: I’m leader of TSP

Puma: Don’t know what that is and don’t care, you are in Assassin’s Den which means I am in charge

William: DONT care

*all le assassins be watching William be rude to Puma*
Puma: *laughs in the way you laugh when someone drastically underestimated you*

William: ... What are you planning?

Puma: I could kill you for being disrespectful right now

William: *Readies revolver* Go ahead. *The TSP members hide and get ready to attack*

Puma: You walk into my territory, you are rude, disrespectful, and then you threaten me. However I am in a good mood, if you beg for your life I will let you off with just not ever being able to trade here again.
*the other assassins back away from them*

William: No. Try and make me.

Puma: Give me one reason I should let you stay

William: ...

Puma: Well?

William: *Inhales and exhales* I’m sorry for invading your property and being a jackass.

Puma: Invading? Assassin’s Den is public to anyone who follows the rules

William: Well then sorry for being a jackass.

Puma: If you don’t cause any more trouble you can stay

William: ... Fine.

Puma: Good. *the white markings on the floor disappear and everyone can move their feet*

William: Thanks.

Scorpion: If you need anything else as me Viper or Puma

William: Mk

Scorpion: *walks out*

William: *Is making spaghetti*

Random assassin: *tries to stab Rash*

William: *Shoots the assassin*

*none of the other assassins even react*

William: *Shrugs and keeps cooking*

*lol*

(Lel)
William: Done.

Scorpion: *releases the invisible ropes*

William: ...

Puma: I’ll be watching *she walks off*

William: Mk. Where’s the “kitchen” in here? Me and the Silver Paw members have brought some food items.

Scorpion: This way.

William: Mk.

Scorpion: *starts walking*

William: *Follows him*

Scorpion: *goes down one of the many branching tunnels* This is where the place for people to stay is, including kitchens, just don’t leave any food unattended or someone will poison it. Threatening to bring Syth here earns enemies

William: Mk. *Starts cooking*

Puma: Funny, anyone with a brain would have taken the chance to leave when I offered it. But you didn’t. Instead you decided to bring all of your friends down with you

William: ... You don’t have to fight me.

Puma: No, I don’t, because it looks like I already won

William: ...

Puma: Now, I was going to let you go, but this is was supreme waste of my time

William: ...

Puma: *looks at all of the people with William* Now if you want to leave alive you will have to answer my question

William: And that is...

Puma: First, why are you even in Assassin’s Den, you obviously don’t come here often

William: ...