BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL RACING CHAMPION FOUND DEAD AFTER BROADCAST FROM LOCAL58, WITNESS "DAISY WARIO" SAYS: "I WAS JUST WATCHING TV IN MY ROOM, I WAS WATCHING LOCAL58. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A EMERGENCY ALERT STARTED, IT WAS TELLING HOW THE MOON WAS SUMMONING CREATURES AND KILLING PEOPLE. I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS THAT LED TO SURVIVAL AND I CAME TO THE LIVING ROOM WHERE WARIO WAS DEAD!" DAISY WARIO AND WALUIGI WARIO HAVE STARTED A SEARCH PARTY FOR THE MURDERER, IF YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN THE SEARCH PARTY PLEASE CONTACT THE WARIO BROS RESIDENCE.
