Confused Umbreon

* paint.exe has stopped working *

Run

I would freeze

Wait, wait... W a i t . . .

Mookie be like:

die internally

seriously I would

*visible confusion + look of surprise*

freeze up and just stand there, unable to move for at least a full day

Bruh

*shook*

Be surprised someone cares about me for once

What?

Yeah nice lying

You can’t even comment it- you don’t care about me at all- I get it

Of course I care about you. You're my best friend, why wouldn't I? Believe me, I care.

No spire I get it...

Look. I do care. I could choose not to, but that's not who I am. I care more than you think. When you wanted and tried to commt suicide? I was crying. I cried myself to sleep then.

Damn-

I did almost loose my life when you deleted the first time

But why though..

The same way I’d react if anyone kissed me
I’d probably die of the shock, considering no one would ever wanna kiss me

Excuse me let me correct you. I would.

My lips are so f**king chapped
You really wouldn’t

Relatable. I bite the dry bits off of my lips.

I’m pretty that makes them even worse

I don't care lol

I don't give two shits about my physical health

Same with me
but my lips are where I draw the line
because I actually want to kiss someone
I don’t wanna die before my first kiss

Bruh

what

Tbh
I think kissing is overrated

Yeah it’s more the fact I don’t wanna die before my first kiss then I’ll seem like a f**king loser
which I kinda am

I don't know if I should concider that weird but eh
Siento disentir

Usually out conversations end up going nowhere so I just spewed out the most random thing I could think of

Well ok then cutie

why do u have to call me that

Unless you prove to me that you aren't cute I'll keep calling you "cutie".

But what if I do a face reveal and u think I’m cute and I call me “cutie” more

u*

In Skyrim whenever dragons use a shout like fire breath they’re speaking their language, so a fight between 2 dragons is basically just a deadly verbal debate