tomorrow’s the day

Realizing it's just piss:

i’m going to piss in a jar and throw it at people

it’s a terrorist attack

9/11 : attack of piss

11/26: piss attack

O h N o
the thanksgiving piss attack of jarate

the thanksgiving children piss attack

The child jarate piss attacks of Thanksgiving

The suspect's friend, paint3dtale, had this to say:

I hate him

The suspect died again of severe hurt feelings.

The suspect's other friend Temmie- had this to say:

The suspect was reported to have died of embarrassment.

He was also diagnosed in his autopsy with p.p. small's syndrome

When the suspect was caught, he screamed and died

His bottled piss was left behind and was identified to have been "pickled"

He ran away with his wiener still out, it was only 1 inch

CRUCIAL UPDATE:
with the FBI's pp tracker, we have cornered the suspect.

Jimmy Smith, 7, had this to say: It got in my eyes!!!!!!!

A witness claimed that they seemed to reload by going to the bathroom

The suspect ran away when confronted.

He did however leave behind a trail of yellow liquids, which when the FBI attempted to detect broke the instrument.

The perpetrator was believed to be a terrorist, working for Australia.

It seems they are a jarate master, being able to control "yellow water" at his will

BREAKING NEWS: TEENAGER THROWS JARATE AT CHILDREN

BREAKING NEWS: new trade towers weakened by urine, officials say towers will collapse

Fun Fact the jarate was added on the sniper vs spy update on day 7. It recharges every 30 seconds compared to the regular 4-10 times a day for normal people meaning Sniper's bladder fills up at a rate 360 Times faster than normal people

i’m going to throw jarate at kids on the playground tomorrow

I would suggest changing your name if u don't want people think your gay