Orange in the Cone of Shame.

Why tho?

Probably because Elder can’t take his stupidity anymore.

Oh oki

Orange gon get killed

Plasma: *muffled noises*

Frigid: now! And I might spare you

Plasma: no, and I’m actually protecting your kid

(Referencing the game Plasma’s ‘species’ is from, the plasm wraith did something similar whenever it got its hands on olimar, which wasn’t often)

Frigid: by eating her?
Ice: this is kinda comfy
Frigid: what the hell?

(Ice would probably be in some cube)

Plasma: she doesn’t deserve to be raised by you

Diamond: GO F**K OLIMAR-

Paint: Diamond please do not say that

Plasma: >:(

Frigid: I’m the best parent!
*ice is sleeping*

Plasma: you aren’t, and I can protect her from the stupid idiots in the realms, unlike you

Diamond: the baby icewing is now named Olimar 2-

Paint: shut

Frigid: I can also protect her!

Plasma: holy shit, you aren’t getting her back

Frigid: she’s my biological child!
Ice: I like plasma

Plasma: she just said she wants to stay with me

Frigid: I don’t care!

Plasma: try and get to me, and maybe I’ll give her to you

Frigid: oh I will
Ice: no I wanna stay with plasma

Plasma: you really are a terrible parent

Ice: I wanna be adopted
Frigid: ice! How dare you!

Plasma: jokes on you I can make you dead, or get someone that can

Frigid: try me

Plasma: how many times has she been eaten by Wave? If it’s more than one you are doing a terrible job

Frigid:... none!
Ice: 15 times:(

Plasma: adoption exists

Frigid: I’m not dead tho! She’s not an orphan!

Plasma: the kid will get what she wants, you are a horrible parent

Frigid: not true!
Ice: yay

Plasma: is Frigid a bad parent to you?

Ice: sometimes

Plasma: what did she do?

Ice: when she’s around i always die

Plasma: why?

ice:because ppl hate her and she doesnt protect me

Plasma: and who caused you to die?

Ice: mostly wave but all the evil gods have in the past. At least most of them

Wave: give the child

Plasma: no

*ice pretends she’s not there*
(What gender is plasma?)

Plasma: he doesn’t care

Ice: I know:(

(none)

Wave: GIVE THE F**KING CHILD

Plasma: no

*ice whispers to plasma so that wave can’t hear*: tell him you digested me

Wave: WHERE THE HELL IS ICE-

Plasma: no

Ice: *silent*

Plasma: I hate him

Ice: I don’t like being eaten or killed but he still does anyway:(

Wave: I heard that

Plasma: you aren’t getting her

Ice: yeah wave>:(

Wave: GIVE HER

Plasma: yelling won’t help you

Ice; you can’t get me meanie!

*Wave continues doing it*

Ice: why do you want to get to me so badly?

*Wave keeps doing that*

Plasma: I can’t go further down

Ice: what’s he going to do to you?

Plasma: Remove the slime that makes me bigger, I’m usually pretty small

*Wave keeps doing it*

Ice; oh no!

Plasma: because of your mom

Wave: .... *continues doing that and is close to where Plasma is*

*frigid appears behind him and slashes at him with her tail*

Wave: I would dig, but that’s going to be messy

Ice: no don’t hurt plasma

*Wave dodges*

Wave: wow

Frigid: leave my daughter alone assholes. One of you ate her and the other is trying to take her from them. I won’t allow it
*she tries to jab wave with her spiked tail*

*Wave dodges again*

Plasma: bruh

Frigid: come at me wave! I’ll win this time!

Wave: no, I am not even here for you

Frigid: well that dumbass is trying to take my baby away

*Wave attempts to use Water to erode the earth above Plasma*

Plasma: .-.

*ice huddles against the inside of plasma, shivering*

Wave: who f**king cares, if it’s related to you it shouldn’t exist

Frigid: how dare you!
*ice is whimpering*

*Plasma somehow flies (quickly) to Tropical Wilds (I’m assuming this is at the formidable oak, both are Pikmin 3 locations)

(Ok)
Ice: yay!

*Wave manages to Pull Plasma out of the ground*

Plasma: shit-

Wave: Asshole

Ice; *screams*
Frigid: hand the plasma wraith over wave

Plasma: do you want out- shit

Lemon: WHY IS IT HERE?

Sparkleberry: RUN

Ice: sure. Cause it’s safe right?

*Wave moves away from Frigid and gets electrocuted (it’s enough to probably kill someone like Frost) and drops Plasma*

Ice: run!
Frigid: don’t take my baby!

*Plasma lets Ice out*

Lemon: SHIT- *runs*

*SparkleBerry also runs*

ice: whats wrong?

Diamond: and so is that baby icewing-

Mono: DIAMOND NO-

Frigid: I could rip you to shreds easily

Diamond: the ice wraith- *gets slapped*

Plasma: >:(

Frigid: I ain’t no wraith bitch

Diamond: iceberg mireclops

Paint: Diamond’s a jerk

Frigid: I see that

*diamond and Ice are now gone*

Diamond: I’m gonna sell you for money

Plasma: DICKHEAD *grabs Ice*

Mono: Plasma stop

Frigid: give her to me

(plasma was in the ground)

*she smashes the ground where plasma went*

*Plasma was unaffected*

*she starts digging and trying to reach plasma*

*Plasma sinks further down*

Frigid: gimme my daughter bitch

*Plasma eats ice and somehow sinks into the ground*

Frigid: dumb f**k!

Diamond: NOOOOOOOOO MY MONEY

Mono: well f**k

*frigid flies off and returns, holding plasma in a choke hold*