AND I ANSWER THUS: THE BOY WONDERED, SO THE BATMAN SPEWED "KNOWLEDGE-TWOFER'-LESSONS" IN ORDER TO "BAT-LEARN DAT-ASS," ACTIVELY ILLUSTRATING 'CONTEMPT,' WHILE CONCURRENTLY PERFORMING A 'HANDS-ON' ELUCIDATION OF THE MEANING OF "ONOMATOPOEIA."; I ASK THAT YOU NOT MUSS-UP MY BANGS