WHEN YOU WERE BULLIED BY YOU IN LAW, YOUR BEST FRIEND WAS YOUR IN LAW, YOU HAD A CRUSH ON YOUR IN LAW AND YOUR MENTOR IS YOUR IN LAW (I'M TALKING ABOUT FIRESTAR BEING MARRIED TO SANDSTORM, AND SANDSTORM IS RELATED TO TIGERCLAW,GREYSTRIPE,BLUESTAE AND SPOTTEDLEAF(ALL DISTANTLY); OH, AND YOUR ROLE MODEL DATED YOUR DAD AND YOUR DAD BIRTHED YOUR HALF BROTHER WHO KILLED YOUR BULLY IN ONE BLOW AND YOU KILLED HIM BECAUSE HE WAS EVIL(I'M TALKING ABOUT TALLSTAR HAVING A CRUSH ON JAKE)
