Turn on the windshield wipers, but wait till he's over a lake.

you have no points on this.. but I upvoted you.. some d-bag couldn't see the humour and gave you a negg...

Water has the same surface tension as concrete, but you don't have to swim in concrete while freshly crippled.

So true and peeps don't know it either. They're like it's water and I'll just sink right thru but it hurts so much worse.

if this was the Starship Enterprise... red shirt would already be dead

Red means danger

Wait.....that's my cousin!!