“I fractured my skull”
“Oh no, do you want some ice?”
“I... fractured my skull.”
“It’s just a cold”
“I need a hospital”
“Its so severe you need to go home?”
“No. Hospital.”
“You are ok. Ice can heal anything”
“No, it cannot. Call 911 please.”
“Take the ice”
“Fine, now will you take me to the hospital?”
“You need more ice?”