*holy music stops*

Less wholesome fact: you can make $80+ hourly as a pro cuddler. My ex GF does(did?) it. Probably not anymore with the pandemic but it's a thing and lots of lonely men pay stupid amounts of money for it.

What kind of depressed simp does one have to be to hire one of them, instead of using their time productively?

IKR!!! That's a crazy rate too.. $80 for an hour of cuddles

I mean, seriously... why don't they get a life and get a job with steady income so they can support a wife who won't demand nearly that much?

I mean it's sad I guess

It is

erm...

I have no words except erm...

It's a bloody mess, huh?

yeah kinda.

c*m has oxytocin too

It cost you $0 to not say that, and yet you did.