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It might

It depends on a couple factors

Tell

Number 1: we somehow find each other in real life
2. I’m soon to die
3. I die

Oh

Uh...how?

U-Um... we can talk about that privately..

Ok...

Oh thats odd

Yeah..

......why did you tell me that?

M-Maybe you can help me..

Ye

Lol...why tho?

Pornhub is steadily going down in quality

Lol

I can't find anything I have a fetish for anymore

lol

Hahhahhahahahahahah

I would casually look over and then shrug

I would do the same thing haha

I dont matter to myself *puts a thumbs up while smiling*

I mean, death isn't new to me sooooooooooooo

Same, but what if it was?

Then I would freak out and dial 911

*final words*

Play...smash...ultimate...also play coffin dance at my funeral or I’m not going...lolol bye *dies*

Of course

It would be no funeral without coffin dance

*raises thumb* ye

call an ambulence

Wow....you’d actually bother....man you waste your time

i would either cry, call ambulance, or do it myself than

Wow

*gets up* thats a waste, here *shoots gun upwards* now you have time to move out the way...at least you can say “I literally dodged a bullet”

Bruh

*dies*

*laughs while dying*

Here lies alwayzbread
*he died laughing*

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*coffin dance plays*

Bruh

Lol

Yeet you into a coffin cause you died

YA YEEEET

I would ask god to point me in the direction of whoever’s ass I have to kick

You have to beat my corpse up

It depends. Is it suicide?

Yes

I would call 911. What else am I supposed to do?

Just let me die?

Yeah. You already died didn’t you?

Yeeea

So then what’s the point of trying to save you when u died? I would just call 911 and get over it.

Lol