Spy looking

Get my ass back in shape

Yes
Even though that would be hard, but yes get back in shape if that happens.

In muscle? I'd go and start preforming incredible feats of strength.

As in, you’re morbidity obese.

I knew that. I was trying to evade the obvious meaning, to my advantage.

I'd just start walking around, as a regular exercise. I'd both losing the weight, and be building incredible muscles carrying it around.

do nothing

Stab myself in the neck several times

set myself on fire to burn calories

belly flop on jerks

LMAO

commit toaster bath

you wouldn't fit in the bath

good point. toaster pool then.

still wouldnt fit

toaster ocean.

better

you know what, i would probably die of diabetes before i got there.

I would go to the gym, to exercise, to shed all of those pounds.

you wouldnt be able to walk

It's way harder to walk when you're way bigger!

It's going to take FRICKING forever to shed all of those pounds though if that happens!

what flamy said.