IS MORE HAIRY THAN GASTON; WE DON'T GET TO SEE HIS ARMPIT HAIR; OWNS AN ENTIRE AIRPORT; IS ONLY THERE FOR WOMANIZER JOKES; IS ONE OF THE MOST HATED CHARACTERS IN THE SHOW; IS A FAN FAVORITE; WE NAMED A REAL LIFE PERSON AFTER HIM; HE'S JUST NOT A GOOD CHARACTER OVERALL; THE CHAD JFK; THE VIRGIN JUSTIN