The kind of things I do for content

Then this message shows up

*wakes up*
Who what when where why how?

*The zombies trying to break out of my basement door*

*grabs iron sword*
This is the best I got

Turn around, Creeper behind you!

*swings around and slashes it*

bold of you to assume i sleep in my bed

Wait why the f**k am I even here?

Nope out of existence

Wait where the hell am I?

In bed alone

Yeah but this ain’t my house

It is now

Ok then ummm this is weird

I am never sleeping in that bed again

Yeah now I’m scared of beds

*sets house on fire*

*burns to death*

Ghost: peace at last

Nope *opens hell*

*floats away anyway*

Mf

Haha see you in hell loser!

I'm a demon lord sooo ._.

Oh ok then

._.

Well...

Hm?

Is it obvious?

Yeah:)

.... i would call 911

*wakes up*
Where the f**k am I?

JAIL MOTHERF***ER

How the hell did I get in jail? What’d I do?!

you were in a girls bed without her permission!

Huh? I was in my bed! I went to sleep in my bed! I don’t know what you’re talking about!
*a lie chuckling can be heard*

no no no no no, she said you were in her bed, and we took you from her house, to here

I swear I didnt

Thats what they all say buster

Bruh

your in jail, thats all that matters

Stfu

hey, your the one behind bars. not me, its not my fault you slept with another person

I never slept with anyone what the hell?

Hey, the only 2 thing’s he’d sleep with would be me and the bed bugs

well, we got a few reports saying otherwise

Is that your schizophrenia?

no, im pretty sure i dont even have that

*puts on BTS*

*wakes up abruptly*
Wait wtf are you doing here bloo?! Wait... this isn’t even my house.... did you kidnap me?!

BlooPan: no I didn’t.

Wawawooba: then how’d I get here?!

Bloo: you were probably sleep-walking.

Wawawooba: I don’t think we even live in the same country!

Bloo: Y-YEAH-

Wawawooba: I must have been abducted somehow
*a low chuckling can be heard*

Bloo: what th-

Bn: pffffffft