The kind of things I do for content

Then this message shows up

*wakes up*
Who what when where why how?

*The zombies trying to break out of my basement door*

*grabs iron sword*
This is the best I got

Turn around, Creeper behind you!

*swings around and slashes it*

bold of you to assume i sleep in my bed

Wait why the f**k am I even here?

Nope out of existence

Ghost: peace at last

Nope *opens hell*

*floats away anyway*

Mf

Haha see you in hell loser!

I'm a demon lord sooo ._.

Oh ok then

._.

Wait where the hell am I?

In bed alone

Yeah but this ain’t my house

It is now

Ok then ummm this is weird

I am never sleeping in that bed again

Yeah now I’m scared of beds

*sets house on fire*

*burns to death*

.... i would call 911

*wakes up*
Where the f**k am I?

JAIL MOTHERF***ER

How the hell did I get in jail? What’d I do?!

you were in a girls bed without her permission!

Stfu

hey, your the one behind bars. not me, its not my fault you slept with another person

Hey, the only 2 thing’s he’d sleep with would be me and the bed bugs

well, we got a few reports saying otherwise

Is that your schizophrenia?

no, im pretty sure i dont even have that

I never slept with anyone what the hell?

Huh? I was in my bed! I went to sleep in my bed! I don’t know what you’re talking about!
*a lie chuckling can be heard*

no no no no no, she said you were in her bed, and we took you from her house, to here

I swear I didnt

Thats what they all say buster

Bruh

your in jail, thats all that matters

I would ask you to get out.

Fair enough

If you didnt get out, or I didnt take my meds that day, I would kill you.

Ok then.

Yeah, but I doubt you can even get to my apartment. (I live in Japan)

Ight I live in AMERICA the place where everything is shit

I know what america is like. I lived in washington state until I moved.

Oof yeah

Yeah. Washington isnt too bad.

Yeah

Yeah