Spire

Probably scream

Then ask what the heck you're doing

LMAO

Hit you with a frying pan or probably wake you up with BTS.

ANYTHING BUT BTS

No offense but from what I assume you are Korean so-

Not all Koreans like BTS

Then I guess I shall wake you up with Little Apple.

Get cereal

Ye

take a guess

Ok I know your answer-

I’d fall off because my bed isn’t big enough

for 2 people

XD

Tbh I'd just sit on the floor

HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE

LMFAOOOOO

and then I'll probably yeet you out my window since I live on the third floor of an apartment building

What in the hell

My instincts think throwing people out windows is the right thing to do if they're in your go***amn bed

Weird-

And because I'll think they're aliens because the door is locked and getting in from the window is literally impossible because it's surrounded by trees and spiky bushes

Wh-

yeah I have weird instincts

Why me T~T

lol

I mean we could~

ship

No. Mookie is my s*x toy lmaoooooo

Wtf am I saying

Are you okay?

Nope

I'm never okay

Lol

O_o

Y e s

bring out the holy pizza box

Uh...

Yes

And screenshot

K den

DAFUQ

It's true

I-

H e h

Look at my latest inage

Image*

That... must've sounded better in your head I presume

Nope

EDIT: It appears that I am not the only one with brain problems in the area responsible for "social interaction"

time to bring out the holy water

SPIRE SHUSSSHHHHH

19 hours late lmao

are you doing drugs rn

Nope

Are you doing a dare?

N o

Are you being controlled by a platypus

Yes

NO GENIUS I'M BEING CONTROLLED BY ALIENS

LMAOOOO

Wanna~

i do

WHO ASKED YOU

Sure~

*brings out knife* wanna go?

~s~u~r~e~

Bitch I'm not actually gonna-

You’re not gonna do what

Nvm *facepalm*

Go ahead
Explain it in detail

I was tryna say I wasn't gonna actually stab ya

but you know what

*bites your neck softly* nyom

Uhh I’m kinda losing the plot here

Oddly enough this isnt the weirdest shit I've come back to.

I don't care~

-v-

Hehe~

Wanna bet?~

SHEEEEP

yes?

NO

Bruh

*soft neck bite* nyom

O//~//O

Let's take this to DMs~

Oh please lass~

OH HAVE THE TABLES TURNED

LMAO

Aren’t you with someone else

or something
idk

Doesn't mean I can't be horny and do bow chika bow wows lmao

“Well, I’ve had a good run.
I think it’s time I kill myself now”

Oh dear lord-

Well you don’t see me doing this type of shit with my friends
mainly because I don’t have friends
But still

Bruh I'm just horny as hell lmao

It’s not just a bOw chIkclA BwoWowowwow if you’re going that far

Bow chika bow wow

sexual innuendo

That’s not “innuendo”
that’s just straightforwardly hooking up

no no he's got a point

exactly

Thing is

we're using words not actions

plus you know me when I do this stuff it don't mean shit to me I'm just curing myself of horniness

So you caring about me means nothing and you saying you love me means nothing because if you did you wouldn’t do this but you’re just trying to cure yourself of loneliness by pretending you love someone.

THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT- *sigh*

But wasn't that exactly what you were doing? *cold stare* you broke me.

No. I really do. You’re like my only friend anyway.

Well about as far as that goes online

i feel bad for you bro

Quick recap
Spire is sexting with one of her friends, saying it means nothing and I shouldn’t be mad, and then claiming I don’t love her.

ok yeah, thats f**ked up

yeah

WELL IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU ACTED LIKE A D*CK

I'm just throwing back what you threw at me

concider yourself ignored

I’m not acting like a dick. I have every right to be mad. You basically just cheated on me

In case you hadn't recalled me finalizing a breakup before this account was made, so it's not cheating. I don't even believe you ever loved me anyway, so you can drop that act like I'll drop this fake smile I out on for you. I did my best to give you my wholehearted love and affection and to help you stand strong when you needed it. What do I get in return? Bullshit.

You really didn’t.
I do love you. And I don’t want to argue because that will only lead to worse and worse things happening. But I am not a very affectionate person. I the the best I can to show you. I’m mad at you because of the thing with “mookie” but that doesn’t mean I don’t love you.

I did.

I'll think about this.

Well?

you're in the right rn

thank you

dms

ok

(lmao n y o m )

(N y o m)