Spire

Probably scream

Then ask what the heck you're doing

LMAO

ask how you got in

Bow Chicka Bow Wow

what if you saw me escaping your house with a large bag that looked like it had all your guns in it

Wake up and roll over and go back to sleep cause no one can f**king wake me.

Hit you with a frying pan or probably wake you up with BTS.

ANYTHING BUT BTS

No offense but from what I assume you are Korean so-

Not all Koreans like BTS

Then I guess I shall wake you up with Little Apple.

My bed probably wouldn’t be able to fit you in it. As there is me, a bolster and a giant teddy bear that my brother and I take turns to sleep with cuz my mom threw mine away. Though if you did get in, I would scream and be like wtf? I would probably throw/kick you off.

I sleep on a couch

I sleep on a leaf and pine needle pile-

Is the leaf on the needles or are the needles on the leaf? Also if I did sleep n the bed and you were there I would probably just hope my parents didn't enter the room and then kick you out by threatening you with my holographic Charizard.

Get cereal

Ye

bold of you to assume i sleep in my bed

Me who sleeps on a pile of leaves and pine needles: boi

wait wot-

I sleep on a pile of leaves and pine needles what do you not understand

Holy shi-

I mean when you're sleeping in the middle of the woods what else do you expect

wha- there is a lot of things i dont know about you

:I

:/

take a guess

Ok I know your answer-

I’d fall off because my bed isn’t big enough

for 2 people

XD

Tbh I'd just sit on the floor

HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE

LMFAOOOOO

and then I'll probably yeet you out my window since I live on the third floor of an apartment building

What in the hell

My instincts think throwing people out windows is the right thing to do if they're in your go***amn bed

Weird-

And because I'll think they're aliens because the door is locked and getting in from the window is literally impossible because it's surrounded by trees and spiky bushes

Wh-

yeah I have weird instincts

eat my cereal

then tell you to get out cuz its a twin bed

Cereal lmao

yes

The hell r ya doin?

Understandable.

Lop

tHaTs mY FlOoR