WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU DOING HERE

I need sleep

YEAH BUT WHY MY BED OUT OF EVERYONE ELSE'S BED

Are you not pleased?~

BOI

What?

GET IN SOMEONE ELSE'S BED

....why?

*I don’t know what to do next*

*lays in bed*

*alseep*

...*starts making waffles at midnight*

*awaken’t*

*the toaster pops* noice

*hears the toaster and awakens*
*runs to kitchen*

...good think i was gonna make 4

*jumps up and asserts dominance*

G I V E Y O U R G O D A W A F F L E

*gives waffle*

???:what do you mean?! How are you supposed to defeat me?! Hahah hahah! This moron!

Simple...i am throwing away my humanity

???:oh... your approaching me.... instead of running away you are approaching me...

Can’t kill Casper the friendly ghost in bed

???:you see. Foot loose is able to make me impossible to hit. My smooth moves are no match for... what ever you have!

But what if i were to tell you I’m not gonna hit you?

???:what? Are you getting cocky already? You didn’t even hurt me.

Oh...but i did *while the stands were. Fighting i had gotten behind this thing*

Foot loose:*makes sure the user doesn’t get hurt*

*smirk*

DONT CALL THE POLICE!

Ok!!!!

Foot loose:*keeps deflecting*

*attacks the user*

Foot loose (yes that is the name):*stops it from hurting it*

*attacks more*

*a green figure appear next to it. Has cyan streaks down it’s legs and arms. And purple stripes from its torso to its hips. Has a strange helmet on with horns. Looks like a stand.*

*uses stand*

???:oh... then come as close as you like...

*readies a stand*

Awww

?

Ima just walk away

Ok??????

???:wait what-

*turns light on*

*it’s a girl in wearing a cyan crock top, a black and purple striped belt, and pale purple sweet pants. Has black, long hair in a ponytail with some sticking out covering her eye, and a pice of patterned cloth on her head as a hat. Has pail skin and a scar on her right arm. Looks about 16.*

Huh...

Saiun Shinko (goes by Shinko):what the hell happened? Why are I here?

Apparently you’re in my house

Shinko:the only thing I remember is being in a dark alleyway and getting mugged.

Oh

Shinko:don’t remember what they looked like however... oh and I’m Shinko by the way.

Oh hey

Shinko:I also have this.*summons Foot loose again*

Nifty

Shinko:so I basically am impossible to hit with this. Basically just dance fighting is my ability.

Hm, neat

Shinko:can you at least show me around because I think my hometown is far away from here...

Sure

Shinko:thanks :)

*I am completely okay, however there is a dead body next to me*

Okay

*it approaches menacingly*

*gets up*

*you hear aggressive screaming and a thud*

*peeks out window* you good?

I’m just gonna...*runs away*

B y e

*CONSUMES WAFFLE*

Heh...

*the lights go out. You see a shadowy figure standing in the center of the room. Waiting, watching, whispering a foreign language*

......*freaks out*

Don’t question it...*yeets myself out window*

Bye?

*unholy screeching*

Wait....
“Give your god a waffle, unholy screech..” are you some sorta weird satanic angel or something

*is “gone”*

....