I'm kinda mad sad

...

Old trend bc im bored

Idk what I would do

the right answer is to slap me bc I have a gf

I dont hurt people unless I have a pretty good reason too

If I do kiss u have a good reason to slap meh

Good point but my brain would freak out 1st

Fair

s l a p p

why

b e c a u s e

understable

o k

Its not stable
Its understable

Think that you're insane

ok

go like "why tho"

fair

Run and wash my mouth out with mouth bleach

XD

Damn

I mean I don't blame you but you really overreact.

Would you rather that I make him blind and then cut his neck open then bite his head off? Didn't think so.

uh.....em......

Yeah didn't think so.

How do you even do that

It's pretty easy

wdym it's pretty easy

Uh, poke their eyes, slice their neck, eat the head?

but poking someone's eyes doesn't make them blind!

(Not if I poke em too hard with a sharp thing)

oh

d u h

I don't wanna explain

It's just pretty easy

ok fine

uhhh ok

*lesbian silence*

Oof

I eat dirt so you wouldnt

Kick you in the nuts

Thats cheating on queen

damn that'll hurt lmao

You get what you f**king deserve

That would hurt but it would be fair

Bc idk

l o l

Scream

Ok

w h-?
(that would be it)

ok

ok.