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OMG I AM TOTALLY SAVING THIS
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SD
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Ye
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it took wmw
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This is actually a false report designed by middle schoolers in the U.K, a proper study suggest Children actually have enough time to do their work they just get lazy and watch memes and complain about it and say "I'll do it later" and then forget then blame it on the School.

Thank you for coming to Tomas talk where I talk about stuff which warrants a "Shut up nobody cares" Comment on my reply
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Shut up nobody cares Tomas
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bruh this thing's just a joke lol
you took it WAY too seriously XD
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well then is a 100 pg essay that is assigned on monday
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Alright give me a topic on the essay and a few citations I can prepare it for you to plagiarize
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history
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As in which part of history
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in the 1800
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Page 2. 1801

Tsar Paul I from the House of Romanov was Assassinated on 23 March 180. He was the successor to the Royal Family and succeeded the Throne at the age of 42. He did not take his position very seriously, occasionally playing around with the army uniforms for no reason other than his enjoyment and weakened the power of Landowners and Aristocrats, giving more power to serfs and the working class instead. To stop disease from spreading in the French Revolution he banned all import of books from foreign trade and forbade all travel out for the time being. After a Dinner Party the Tsar retreated to his room after which the conspirators of the crime assaulted two valets and broke in and murdered the Tsar. His Son was likely part of this attempt and has felt guilt about the event for the rest of his life.

In Europe, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland and England agree to Unite and form the United Kingdoms. Southern Ireland did not join and is an Independent country now simply known as Ireland. This Union of countries has lasted until the modern age.

The battle of Copenhagen, Denmark also occurred as a Naval battle with the belligerents being the U.K and Denmark. The forces were moderately matched, although Britain had more ships of the line and 7 Bomb vessels compared to Denmark's 9 Ships of the line and various sloops.
Britain sunk multiple Danish vessels and captured a fair lot of them, with only 1,200 wounded or killed compared to Denmark's Losses of ships and 1,600 wounded or killed.

Ultraviolet radiation was also discovered at this time while other nations were fighting. The Siege of Cairo continued with a loss for the French while they were fighting the combined forces of the U.K and the Ottoman (Now Turkish) Empire with a main commander dying on the french side and various losses.

The results of the election come in and Thomas Jefferson, a runner-up in the previous election gets elected as President for 2 years from March 4 1801 to March 4 1809.
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A detailed review of the 1800's' events in Chronological Order

Page 1.
General Napoleon Bonaparte of France who has taken over the Bourgeoise and Upper Class of France was leading a charge into Austria on the right as part of its advance onto other countries in an attempt to claim land for the French. He succeeded in pushing Austrian forces to Ulm where the Austrians surrendered in 1805 with the Belligerents being the French Empire and the Austrian Hapsburg Monarchy. The french outnumbered the Austrians 80,000 to 40,000 and were successful in leading the charge, with 1,500 French Killed wounded or captured by Austria and 4,000 Killed or Wounded by the French and 20,000 Men captured after the surrender.
This marked an important part of Napoleon's conquest before he would eventually be banished to Elba for trying to have domination over the entirety of Europe. He abdicated his position at Fontainebleau, the Summer Home of French Royalty which he himself worked at for multiple years taking note of its design to lead a strategic charge in the revolution.

Meanwhile in America, the White House is finally put into use for the first time by Federalist John Adams, and later Preceded by Democratic-Republican Thomas Jefferson. This also marked the 1800 U.S.A Presidential Election and John Adams becoming the 2nd U.S President after George Washington.

It was around this time the Battery was invented which involved the storage of electrical energy to use in appliances. This became an important landmark in Technological advancement in the turn of the 19th Century.

The year 1800 also honed the creation of the Library of Congress designed to be a Federal Cultural Institution. It is currently the largest library in the world and has provided indispensable knowledge to millions of Americans with its efforts to educate the general population of the country.
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HOLY F0CK
NOICE
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I'm guessing this will be useless because your teacher will recognize the difference in writing style and I don't want to write 100 pages so, essentially

America has election
U.K is formed and they still keep trying to invade everyone
French also trying to invade everyone
A bunch of scientists are Sciencing hard and making new cool inventions like UV rays and batteries or Lighting (Albeit it lasts for a few minutes max)
America manifests destiny and starts gathering a lot of states until like 1900 where they run out of mainland so they steal a bunch of islands
People generally have war
New laws, a bunch o' countries gain independence or start to build a proper government
Napoleon gets exiled, comes back, gets exiled again, dies
Rosetta stone is out! New Google translate by people and now we can read egyptian hieroglyphs𓅱𓉔𓄿𓏏 π“π“‰”π“‡Œ π“†‘π“…±π“‹΄π“Ž‘ 𓂧𓇋𓂧 π“‡Œπ“…±π“…±
A bunch of stuff happens, the Alamo, new revolver, bicycle, New Zealand is discovered and the colonizers remembered a nice place in Deutschland named Zeeland (Not a typo) And add new on the back like New York or New Jersey, etc.
stuff was wild but a lot of developments and things happen
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