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WHEN BARACK AND I MOVED OUT FOUR YEARS AGO, WE PLANTED A LISTENING DEVICE IN THE OVAL OFFICE DESK. I KNEW IT! WHERE IS IT?
I HAVEN'T OPENED MOST OF THE DRAWERS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN THERE. WE NEVER DID ANY SUCH THING. I WAS JUST
MESSING WITH YOUR HEAD. YOU'LL FALL FOR
ANYTHING, YOU PARANOID F*CK.
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