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I beg to differ
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Differ away!
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Well you see all Christans are covered by the blood of Jesus. Christans are blessed with the blood of Jesus because, Jesus Christ died on the cross and took every single sickness, pain, emotion, etc. He took EVERYTHING on that cross meaning that we Christans can be healed of any sickness ever under the blood of Jesus. You just gotta speak it! :D. He can not save you from Russian hackers or virus malware yes. But he can warn of them before they strike. I'm talking days before they strike. Jesus can heal you from death through another person because in the bible Jesus rose from the dead 3 days after crucifixion and he brought a man back from the dead in...john I think (its a chapter in the bible). But! before I finish this you can be a Christan to! All you have to do is this SUPER simple prayer!.

(here's how you do the prayer)
1) close your eyes
2) put your hands together
3) and say these words!

" Dear Lord Jesus, I know that I am a sinner, and I ask for Your forgiveness. I believe You died for my sins and rose from the dead. I turn from my sins and invite You to come into my heart and life. I want to trust and follow You as my Lord and Savior. Amen! "

And you my friend will walk in eternal life and not eternal death :D.
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What a crock! There was no jesus.
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welp we all have our opinions and I'm not here to start arguments so have a good night king
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It's not about opinions, it's about facts.
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He also took sin on the cross so that we can always be forgiven if we ask him :D
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That is an evidence-free conspiracy theory. I guess you also think the earth is only a couple of thousand years old?
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GE 1:1 "In the beginning God created the heaven(s) and the earth." (One might ask what "existed," and where God dwelt, before he created heaven and earth. Of course, if God were pure spirit the question could be considered moot, but inasmuch as the God of the Bible allegedly participated in a wrestling match, ate solid food, was seen face to face, spoke with Moses, etc., it would seem that he possesses physical attributes, including form.)
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GE 2:15-23, 3:1-5, 1TI 2:14 Eve was created after Adam had already been given the prohibition about eating the forbidden fruit. Eve believed the serpent (the craftiest of all of God's wild creatures) when he assured her that she would become wise and would not die if she ate the fruit. Eve has been blamed for causing Adam to fall, and ultimately for the fall of mankind. (Note: Prior to eating the forbidden fruit, Adam and Eve would have had no knowledge of right and wrong; they would not have known that it was a sin to disobey God or to obey the serpent. After they ate the forbidden fruit, God placed a guard around the "Tree of Eternal Life" to keep them from eating its fruit. He could have done the same for the "Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil" before Adam and Eve disobeyed. In addition, even though the prohibition regarding the forbidden fruit was made to Adam before Eve came on the scene, Eve has been blamed for the Fall; 1TI 2:14 says: "... Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor.")

No wonder people are dropping like flies in the USA.
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