Greetings, Custodes! How are you this day? Have you brought me any cool ancient tech to display? No, we have, but to ask you of favor That's all too bad because I'd like a new shaver The Adeptus Mechanicus ranks you have climbed Even though you seem to explode all the time This seems quite suspicious, you have to agree That is just my drivers being crappy, see? Then how is it that you keep surviving these blasts? To all the other Techpriests it badly contrasts Your sentience, it seems, to return from dead How this could you might want unsaid You've come to my planet with friction and strife? You somehow believe that I can flee the afterlife? Please do tell me, fleshling, is this some kind of goof? I don't reckon that you've brought any actual proof It's a favor I seek, not some sort of a brawl Were it not for my Lord, I'd not be here at all Now tell me, where is the Proteus Protocol? Withhold information and we'll be your downfall Y-you... you... you alright? Sound, mate, go on. Where's the Proteus Protocol? There is no such technology, you must be high You LIE! It has been confirmed to be in your supply I'm the Mechanicus Lord you dare treat me like this? Keep dawdling and on your cables, we'll piss! Where the Protocol is, we still haven't heard you have no proof I use it, your claim is absurd How dare you colossal, mechanical nerd! He does not need proof he's the Emperor's Word! When you go and reject our Emperor's truths, Then, darling, I'm sorry, then out goes your screws I'm the Omnisiah's voice, my word is as true! Oh, you really think so? F**K YOU! How 'bout we go ahead and call our Emperor? He's got a text-to-speech now, and a fiery temper Here's an Astropath. Why don't we make the call? We'll check-in and see what he thinks of this stall That you have the gall! Oh, are you gonna bawl? I hate you all... This is getting banal Please bring us the Protocol Fine Yusss! Victory for the Captain-General!
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