roast battle i guess

I would have a roast battle with you, but my mom told me I can't waste my time on fools.

(cool)
oh i'm sorry. i cant hear you over this pen i drop. dang how quiet are you

(Good) The reason why you can't hear me because your ears are terrible and you're becoming deaf since you're slowly becoming a boomer.

(ok)
well im glad im deaf. wait, hold on what you said? i cant hear all that crap that is running out your mouth

(Good)
Obviously you're lying about being deaf then. Since you're a liar, nobody is gonna care or remember you the day you die.

(ok)
yeah of course im a liar. oooh look at this. your existence is important.

You can’t here text

i know... i just wanted to say it

(Ok nice)
sorry but I don't speak gibberish

(Good)
You not learning how to speak gibberish is the reason why your language teacher quit her job.

(nice)
you're like the headphone in my closet. never been any use and broken

(Good)
You're like the garbage I left in my room, never took care of it.

(cool)
I'm sorry but I'm not a mirror

(Good)

That's because I shattered you into pieces with my fist.

(cool)
oh great now there is hundreds of pieces showing how ugly you are. youre making the world burn here

(Great)
I don't care, I sacrificed because of how ugly and stupid you are.

(nice)
oh wow you're acting like me. take care of that dude sway for me then. he would always do something nsfw in a normal conversation. HAVE FUN!

(good)
I would insist you the same exact thing, but you're terrible at handling things.

(nice)
OH WOW I LOOK STUPID! good because i was dared to act like you

(good) Me too.

China created coronavirus just so that they couldnt see your face from inside your house

dang. youre so ugly that instead of you crying, you make onions cry

At least I'm making them sad, your face just straight up kills them

You seem like the kind of guy to sell his car to buy tires

(nice)
congrats you tested negative
the only thing is
that was an IQ test

(Damnnnn)
I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong

(nice)
the good decision i made today is not wearing glasses because i dont wanna see your face

(Good one)
If i saw ur face inwouldn't change anything except the direction i am walking

(nice)
i would make another roast but mom told me not to talk to trash

(Good one)
You are more dissapointing than an unsalted pretzel

(nice)
you're more useless than a bat in Minecraft

(Ooooooh)
Go back to party city where you belong

(i followed you)
ok lol

Gg (thx for the extra follow)

(nice)
you're just like my sims character, always start problems for no reason

Lol, i've run out. Looks like you've won this one

BRO NOT A ROAST BATTLE CUZ IM BAD AT THEM BUT YALL ARE FRICKIN FUNNY

you seem like the type of guy who would sell his house for candy

You're the reason god created the middle finger

you showed megamind that he was not a true villain

You're the reason they stopped making shrek

they created lockdown just to get away from you

(Nice one)

If laughter is the best medicine, ypur face must be curing the world

You're as useless as the ueue in queue

(nice, there was a misspell but nice)

you must have been born in a highway because that where most accidents happen

(Yeah i know)
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard

(nice)

you always say mom dont make funny jokes but she made you

(Nice bro)
If i wanted to kill myself i would climb up your ego and jump down to ur iq

*searches into the endless pockets of random stuff in my mind*

Must hurt to be as useless as invisible glasses. At least those have a spect(acles) of beauty.

Must. Not. Put. Puns. In. Roast.

I must be pun-ished.

DAMMIT

OH GOD THE P U N S

Oh shit they have be-pun. Its roast annoying. I’m very con-burned.

Now they’re just hard to understand tho....

Ur punishment is o go on rare insults and make a meme about you faking to be homophobic

your like the misspeled words in this sentance. a mistake...

(Nice)
If I gave a 4yr old a crayon you would be the outcome

(nice)
dang, if i searched your name in google, it would autocorrect to idiot.

😂😂😂

“Mistakes are your teacher”
-Unknown

Glad I’m here because you clearly haven’t learned!

(ah, i forgot)

you're just like my toy car, broken...

Lmao

You’re like the human version of scooter ankle

But more painful to look at

lol...

i forgot to respond

look like i forgot you exist

but seriously idk why i didnt respond, i forgot i gotten into a roast battle .-.