roast battle i guess

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

your life is like your dad

left a long time ago

(wow)
you're like almond joy candy i always get.

always get thrown in the trash every second

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Cuz your face is pretty messed up

I'd give you a nasty look but...

you already got one

(nice one)

Hey now, don't get your diaper in a bunch

(nice)
dang not gonna lie but

i think god told a 3 year old to draw you

Hold on, i need to go to therapy to get my braincells back after talking to you

(nice)
dang. you know you could lose braincells by stress. i bet it was really stressful for you to talk properly instead of speaking gibberish like you always do

I speak gibberish eh? oh no, ya got me! how will i ever recover?i would let a monster truck run you over but you're too fat

not gonna lie but you look like mr. clean from them commercials

at least mr clean is buff

hey at least you got your first compliment of the day. but what does it matter when people
think compliments are just "another way to insult someone"

You seem like the kind of guy to sell his car to buy tires

you seem like the type of guy who would sell his house for candy

You're the reason god created the middle finger

you showed megamind that he was not a true villain

You're the reason they stopped making shrek

they created lockdown just to get away from you

(Nice one)

If laughter is the best medicine, ypur face must be curing the world

(nice, there was a misspell but nice)

you must have been born in a highway because that where most accidents happen

(Yeah i know)
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard

(nice)

you always say mom dont make funny jokes but she made you

(Nice bro)
If i wanted to kill myself i would climb up your ego and jump down to ur iq

You're as useless as the ueue in queue

(nice)
congrats you tested negative
the only thing is
that was an IQ test

(Damnnnn)
I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong

(nice)
the good decision i made today is not wearing glasses because i dont wanna see your face

(Good one)
If i saw ur face inwouldn't change anything except the direction i am walking

(nice)
i would make another roast but mom told me not to talk to trash

(Good one)
You are more dissapointing than an unsalted pretzel

(nice)
you're more useless than a bat in Minecraft

(Ooooooh)
Go back to party city where you belong

(nice)
you're just like my sims character, always start problems for no reason

Lol, i've run out. Looks like you've won this one

BRO NOT A ROAST BATTLE CUZ IM BAD AT THEM BUT YALL ARE FRICKIN FUNNY

(i followed you)
ok lol

Gg (thx for the extra follow)

*searches into the endless pockets of random stuff in my mind*

Must hurt to be as useless as invisible glasses. At least those have a spect(acles) of beauty.

Must. Not. Put. Puns. In. Roast.

I must be pun-ished.

DAMMIT

Ur punishment is o go on rare insults and make a meme about you faking to be homophobic

OH GOD THE P U N S

Oh shit they have be-pun. Its roast annoying. I’m very con-burned.

Now they’re just hard to understand tho....

your like the misspeled words in this sentance. a mistake...

(Nice)
If I gave a 4yr old a crayon you would be the outcome

(nice)
dang, if i searched your name in google, it would autocorrect to idiot.

😂😂😂

“Mistakes are your teacher”
-Unknown

Glad I’m here because you clearly haven’t learned!

(ah, i forgot)

you're just like my toy car, broken...

Lmao

You’re like the human version of scooter ankle

But more painful to look at

lol...

i forgot to respond

look like i forgot you exist

but seriously idk why i didnt respond, i forgot i gotten into a roast battle .-.